10:24 a.m. - 2008-02-20
It's only a joke. Don't get your panties in a wad
Tee-Shirt spotted in town:
Has images of both Barack & Hillary on the front with the caption "Bros before Hoes".
It's sure to piss off a segment of the voting public.
I failed to mention I smashed my thumb last weekend. In the process of removing window framing I slammed the hammer into the tip of my thumb, cracking the nail straight down the center about half way through the quick. Following a bout of cursing, I stuck my thumb in a glass of ice water the wife had brought to wash down some pain relievers. Ice is the key. After a few minutes the pain went from blinding to merely astigmatism inducing. Twenty minutes later my thumb was comfortably numb. An hour later it was bandaged and work continued.
Things were fine until later in the evening when I took a bath and the bandage had to come off. As I was drying off the cracked nail got caught on the towel and pulled away from the quick. Another bout of cursing. Now I keep the bastard bandaged at ALL times. I now know why thumb nails are favorite targets of torturers.
Heard the funniest joke in a long time on tv a few nights ago.
An old woman walks into an elevator which was occupied by a young muscular gent. She looks at him and asks "Can I smell your balls?" He looks put off and replies "No, you certainly can not!". She replies "Then it must be your feet."
Wait. On the same show was an even more disturbing (which means funny) joke.
A 10 year old boy and a 40 year old man are walking into the woods. The boy says "I'm scared". The man replies "What do you think about me, I have to walk out of here alone".
