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8:58 a.m. - 2008-03-17
Hey Fatima, did you hear a loud noise?
Who wants to bet that we will be in a war with Iran before the presidential election in the fall? I think it will happen following an attack by Israel. This will all stem from a fight in a bar today somewhere in the world where an influential Jew is slighted by a drunken Irish Protestant after many rounds of green beer and a plate of corned beef and cabbage. The situation will simmer for a brief time until it boils over and arms are brought to bear. Between the beer and the corned beef secret radio transmissions will be garbled and Ireland will be transcribed (maybe even deliberately) as Iran and the attack will begin. As Israel's ally, the US will join the campaign and the war will be on. Ireland will not be bombed but most of the male population will be. The loser will be Iran as Israel decides it's time to update their cache of nukes by turning Iran into a self lighting glass floored parking lot. The perfect way of disposing of last years model of A-bombs. It is broken.
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