9:24 a.m. - 2008-03-25
Let's do lunch
Wow. The windows of our building were washed yesterday. It must have been a long time since the windows were cleaned because I don't remember the view being this beautiful. Perhaps it is Spring and the crepe myrtles putting on bright green leaves and the lawn passing from beige to kelly green that makes the panorama so spectacular this morning. White wing dove are congregating beneath the shrubs. Mocking birds are swooping from monuments to oak limbs as though they know their place in the mechanics of nature. It is good.
I brought stir fry leftovers from yesterday's evening meal but it is so nice outside I think I will visit the al fresco Mexican food cafe for lunch. This is proof life can be lived without a yacht. Although it is a proven fact that a yacht induced erection is more satisfying than a Mexican waitress induced erection. (I'm thinking of trying this line on the wife when I try to convince her we need to purchase a sleep aboard cruiser when we retire)
And now I present one of the oldest jokes in the English language:
What's the difference between a rooster and a whore? A rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do and whore says "any-cock'll-do"
My apologies but I was under contract to post that joke due to arcane Texas laws.
