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8:53 a.m. - 2008-04-04
Looking forward

The world looks perfect from my window. A shower has passed through and all is fresh and green and alive.

Another Friday is here and my mood is good. A little luck has come our way. The wife earned an almost 8 per cent raise from her employeer, which was unexpected because of the business sector she works in. Of course this will soon be offset by having to purchase auto insurance for a sixteen year old male. It's all a wash in the end.

We have talked of going dancing this weekend. There is a famous honky tonk about ten minutes from our home. It's been years since we've been and I think it is time to return for a few hours of two-stepping and a waltz or two. Boots optional.

I was born in Texas and I'll die in Texas, but I have not owned a pair of boots in over twenty-five years. My feet are wide and perhaps claustrophobic. I don't even like slippers. If it does not have a shoestring, I probably will not wear it.

This dance hall also serves food and delivers up one of the best chicken fried steaks South of the river. You could start a new religion around these chicken fried steaks. They are that good.

MAY GOD BLESS US WITH CREAM GRAVY IN THE AFTERLIFE.

THE TEXAS TOAST IS THE BODY.

THE LONE STAR IS THE BLOOD.

THE SHROUD OF TURIN IS ACTUALLY A FULL BODY LINEN NAPKIN GREASE SMUDGE OF THE CHRIST FOLLOWING A CHICKEN FRIED STEAK MEAL.

Yeah, that should get me called out of the TSA inspection line on my way through the Pearly Gates.

 

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