2:30 p.m. - 2008-04-14
Backyard Swinger
The son is now re-certified and can save your life. Please, feel free to come to our house and do dangerous shit. I'm sure he can bring you back from death's door. If not, I will take your wallet and feed your remains to the neighborhood cats who seem to think our back yard is a fucking feline Club Med.
Speaking of dangerous shit, I fell off a ladder Sunday. Yes, I was trimming tree branches and just fell like a dumb kid over a cute blonde in Daisy Dukes. I was close enough to the patio roof that i was able to grab hold of the edge and swing into the side of the building before hitting the ground. I now have nice cut marks on my left bicep that make me look like a bad ass lion tamer instead of a dumbass with a chain saw and a death wish.
The wife played nurse and bandaged me up, followed later in the evening with some outstanding loving. (note to self: buy white stockings and old fashion nurse cap)
Today I am sore but wiser and wearing a smile.
