1:51 p.m. - 2008-04-15
All in a day's work
I got a little surprise this morning as I was about to enter the shower. The wife exclaimed "What the hell is that?" as she pointed to my leg. There on the inside of my thigh was a bruise the size of a grapefruit. It must have happened when I fell off the ladder but I do not recall hitting my leg and is does not hurt, thus the surprise.
It is one of those dark bruises that no doubt will change into all those disgusting colors which were never captured by the modern crayon industry. Fleshrot yellow, Poison purple, Blackhole blue. Must cancel the photo shoot with GQ.
We are down to one vehicle as the air suspension is currently fucked on the wife's vehicle, so we car pooled this morning. Tell Al Gore to send us a medal.
