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10:30 a.m. - 2008-06-27
Outta here

Going on vacation until July 7. Liver abuse is probable. Spelunking has been planned. A meal at one of the most expensive night spots in town is being financed. A trip to the Shiner brewery will be made.

We are going to the comedy club Sunday night to see open mic night and decide if I can take the abuse. Also to gage just how loaded I may want to be to face the hecklers.

So far I have only one come back for male hecklers, but it may lead to violence. If given an unusual ration of shit, I would reach into a pocket and retrieve a small bottle of Scope and toss it in the general direction of the heckler, saying "Dude........Use this........I can smell dick breath from here."

It's a start.

Happy summer!

 

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